Basically, I’ll tell you about the five main characters, that I like. I’ll try to upload their photos too.

Today, I talk about number 5.

Croc

5>> The crocodiles. They are hungry, mean and dumb. This is one hell of a combination. They are always after the zebra, which is co-incidentally their neighbor. They try to be the good neighbor to zebra, but the zebra is smart and also, their hunger illustrates itself in many awkward ways. Like the time when they tried to kill the zebra by gifting it a missile.  However, the funniest of all was when they sued the zebra for not agreeing to being their food!!

The main crocodile family has a son who is quite non-violent and is actuallt vegetarian. So the parents are sad theat their son is misguided. But the son isn’t bothered. He’s such a good friend of the zebra’s kid that he invited his family over for christmas. The bad part was where the father croc ate the zebra’s uncle!!

Also funny are the incidents where the crocs try to fool the zebra and eat it. Something like making a croc look like a statue and gifting it to zebra.

These aren’t the main characters, but are by far the dumbest ever. Here is an example of their intelligent dumbness.

Tooth fairy

School for losers

I’ll write about the next funny character tomorrow. I don’t know if you liked it or not.

But,  I’m lovin it.  (No hints toward McDonalds)

Music n lyrics poster

The other day, I watched a movie called “Music And Lyrics” starring Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore. And I just loved it.
The movie is about a yesteryear music band member Hugh. After a decade or so, the other member of the band is now a huge star. While poor Hugh is happy doing small stage shows for middle-aged women. Then comes “Cora Corman”, played by Haley Bennett,  into his professional life. She wants to do a collaboration with him. She gives a short amount of time to create a song.  He finds a suitable lyricist in his gardener, Drew Barrymore. He pleads her to write a song with him. But she has her own story. How he tries to help her to cope with her worries and how they fall in love while writing the song is the main story of the movie.

5 things I loved about it…

5>> Drew Barrymore. She’s still got that “cute” look about her that she had in ET. And now she’s got more beautiful. Also her character is well described and she acts it out perfectly.

4>> Haley Bennett. She plays the part of the huge pop idol perfectly. The thing about pop stars is that they are all weird, but still good at heart. This is shown correctly in the film. Also, she has an Indian edge. And we Indians, if we see anything Indian in an international production, we jump on it. Slumdog, anyone??

3>> The song, Way Back Into Love. It is a wonderfully written song. Also the fact that we go through each and every word while being written makes it better.

2>> Hugh Grant. The way he speaks is so damn good. He delivers his dialogues with such perfection. The last time I saw him was in 3 weddings n a funeral and he’s just got better.

1>> The comedy. I just kept laughing throughout. Again the wit of Hugh comes in handy. The lines are so well delivered.

I am a ‘dreamer” who loves romcoms. ANd this one was tailor-made for me. So, I’ll give it 4 stars out of 5.

5 reasons why all good names online are always taken…

5>> Your best friend has been sabotaging your attempts to be online. Perhaps he’s afraid that you”ll find new friends online and forget him. That is why, he is making fake accounts of all your favorite names (come on. he/she’s your buddy, they’re bound to know your likes!)

4>> The government has been selling all the good names to the politicians and celebrities for a huge amount. Corruption has been rotting the country, and now even the Internet!!

3>> You have a psychic twin. He gets the same ideas that you get. The only difference is that he’s got a faster broadband connection.

2>> Osama Bin Laden has been sitting idle and hence has been making Facebook and Myspace accounts for each of his sons and daughters. No wonder all good names have been “hijacked”!

1>> There are real people with the names you want to keep on the net. For example, somewhere in Antarctica there may be a guy really named Kooldude or a girl in Africa named Hotgirl. Really, I believe so….. Ok stop laughing. Stop laughing or I’ll call my Uncle Pokemon_lover_44. He’ll make a Pikachu out of you!

Now go find out for yourselves the reasons. If you get to know of any other conspiracies, feel free to share them with me.
We are at war, friends.

Well, this is how every programmer starts his journey towards learning a new language.

Hello World is always the first program example that he sees. Same here, I guess.

I’ll start my journey towards my experiments with the language I enjoy (English) with the lives of countless unknowing people as my victims. Don’t worry, I only speak about people who make it to the papers.

So, hello world!!!